75. Tyler Dash is a @#$% A#$%&@*!!!

That stupid Tyler Dash!  So of course when I pull up to the club, Tyler is at the front door surrounded by reporters and confused fans asking him questions about Winona and the picture I TOOK! From what I could make out, WiMANa-slash-Ralph-Fifferell ran off stage once everyone starting booing and hasn’t been seen from since, and Twinkie is missing too. Surprise, surprise. I tried to push my way through the crowd around Tyler but there were too many people so I just yelled a bunch of expletives in his general direction. This got his attention pretty fast. He tried to make his way over to me but the crowd wouldn’t let him through so I made some offensive harnd-gestures and stomped off. Now I’m sitting in my car trying to figure out my next move…and eating more Cheetos. Wait a second, is that Ralph walking toward my car? I can’t tell because he’s dressed as himself and not Winona. He looks pretty mad too. I’ll get back to you in a bit.